I just had what could be the most horrific conversation I have ever had in my entire life. A conversation that was so bad that it crossed over to hilarious. After yesterday, any of the following would have sent me into a crying fit... However the conversation as a whole... Priceless. If you ever wondered why people dealing with these issues, sit festering in silence... it's because of the following. THERE ARE SOME IGNORANT ASS PEOPLE OUT THERE.
This woman at work is actually very nice. I know she meant no malice. I also thank God that it came from her, because if it were anyone else, I would have likely been escorted out of the building after punching her in the face.
Her: You working the week of the 4th?
Her: No vacation?
Her: Do you have kids
Her: How old are you?
Her: you must not want kids (3x's as she stood there waiting for a response)
Me: no, that's not it, we've been having problems (now I only said this because Im in this insane place where I feel superstitious about everything... Like me answering these questions incorrectly will have an effect on my future, like a bizarre test from God)
Her: (gesture to a penis pump)
Me: no it's not that
Her: well just get a surrogate
Me: it's not that easy
Her: just adopt or foster
Me: were sorting it out
Her: well maybe it's not meant to be. You probably just were not meant to be a parent. Look on the bright side.
Me: we're sorting it out, we will figure it out
Her: well you better figure it out soon, you arent getting any younger.
Scene ends with me wondering if this really just happened or if Im just having a nightmare. I think the answer is yes, this just happened and yes, you are living a nightmare.