I simply could not make this stuff up if I tried… and because of this… I know that “The Secret” That asinine book I’ve been reading is totally full of it.
So on Thursday, AKA Thanksgiving Day, my husband cooked the turkey. It’s his thing, he loves to do it, I don’t… and that’s that. He started cooking the turkey early in the morning. Around 3:00pm I notice that the light in the oven is off.
Note: at this time the turkey temperature is 160*’s and it needs to get to 160*.
I look up to turn the stove light on, and the whole display panel is off… indicating that the power is out. Initially I thought we blew a fuse. I ran to the fuse box… we did not blow a fuse. The oven, just the oven, as the stove top still was working called it quits.
I believe it belted out something to the effect of… “and Im spent!!!!!!!!!”
All of our sides were cooked/warmed on the grill…. Along with the pumpkin bread pudding I had prepped for dessert.
You know, because life simply has been too easy on us. Now lets add this to the mix.
Dinner was a success, although the universe is truly trying to sabotage me. ( I stick two middle fingers up to the sky!!!! Take that sucka’s!!!!!!)
We ended up going and getting a new stove on Sunday evening. The sales guy laughed while he informed us that we got to Sears exactly one hour before the sale ended.
Im not quite sure whether I am winning or losing these days.
I still have a giant hole in my stomach. The pictures don’t do it much justice. I am about 5 weeks past surgery. This is insanity. The doctors don’t seem to care that there is a HOLE IN MY STOMACH! I kind of liked my stomach sans hole.
This Lupron is sucking the freaking life out of me. Actually, I am not sure if it’s the Lurpon or this fucking “journey” that is sucking the life out of me. I feel like I am in the video game The Oregon Trail. This FET had better work, if not… I do not have it in me to do this again. I think if it doesn’t work, it’s game over.
PS. I DVR those shows... Dateline mysteries. The most recent one that recorded....
The guy who helped write The Secret, or develop the philosophy was the same guy that accidentally killed the people in the sweat lodge in Arizona. According to the principles of The Secret, he is a murderer. I did not know this.