Tuesday, September 11, 2012

A Weird Glimpse Into My Marriage... Im tardy :(

Well Im late on this assignment from Stupid Stork.  Better late than never!  I totally forgot.  Okay, okay truth is I have a mild Zumba obsession and needed to get my jiggle on. 

My husband deserves some sort of medal for sainthood.  I have a mild habit of thinking up the most ridiculous questions to ask him.... just to see what he might say.  Nothing phases him.... nothing! 

Example: Me- "Remind me to print out instructions for turning urine into drinking water.You know, when the apocalypse happens, the internet will be down.  I will really need that for my emergency kit"

Him: "Okay" Not even an eye roll... come on, really! 

There is a lot of laughter in our house.  A lot!  If you were a fly on the wall, you may see us springing up from the couch like we just nailed a dismount during the gymnastic finals at the Olympics.  We also may burst into figure skating poses in the kitchen.  We have fun... stupid fun. 

He has become the human PEZ dispenser for our dog Lucy.  Yes, he sticks ice in his mouth and Lucy the 80 pound Weimaraner comes and takes it from his mouth.  You can not chew ice in our house without her jumping up wondering why the ice dispenser (us) is broken. 

The man will load a dishwasher, which I appreciate, but has an aversion to hitting start! 

He also has an obsession with red solo cups.  Im an avid recycler, okay more like a psychotic recycler.  So when we are in the house, why cant you drink out of a regular cup?  Mother nature wants that, I want that!  So after numerous talks about it, I decided to take matters into my own hands.  I hid the cups!  Imagine my surprise when days later he is drinking out of red solo cups again.  Joke was on me!  He then informs me that he has a stash.  It took me months to find it, but it was under the bathroom sink.  Seriously who does that?  I believe he has a future on "My Strange Addiction". 

He is my very best friend.  I am so lucky to have him. 


  1. Tardy! TARDY!

    He has a stash of secret red cups?! What in the hell?! AMAZING.

    1. I know :( I was so mad at myself! I remembered this weekend... then blanked out. I feel so bad!

  2. Laughter and stupid fun is so important for surviving infertility and new parenthood!

  3. Red Solo cup addiction...I had no idea! Whenever I think of those cups I think of beer pong and frat parties. Haha. :)

  4. I love that you do olympic dismounts off your couch... this is the kind of privileged information that most people don't talk about and I love it!

  5. Ha, I love it! Figure skating poses...you're giving me ideas to add to our silly repertoire. A marriage full of laughter is the best. :)

  6. LOL. Love that red solo cup addiction with his very own private stash.

  7. Awww, you guys are too funny!
    The red solo cup addiction is priceless!!!


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